DNC Agenda
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
6:30 - Convention gaveled to order by whomever happens to be Interim DNC Chair at the time
6:35 - God Damn America Invocation by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
6:45 - 7:00 - Anyone holding a Bernie Sanders sign will be transferred to a re-education camp outside of Chicago. (Hillary has had enough of this crap, people.)
7:05 - 7:30 - Sarah Silverman and Paul Simon make a joint apology to the Convention for their respective performances on Monday night.
7:35 - 8:15 - Hillary Clinton makes a surprise appearance for an impromptu coughing fit.
8:20 - 8:30 - Music by Milli Vanilli
8:35 - 9:00 - Speech by Joe Biden focused on the takeover of our nation's 7-11s by "these people from India".
9:05 - 9:15 - INTERMISSION - (official DNC narrative memo will be handed out to reporters from CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, the New York Times and the Washington Post at this time.)
9:20 - 10:00 - Remarks from Bill Clinton
10:05 - 10:15 - Benediction by Tom Cruise
10:20 - Convention gaveled to a close by whomever has been appointed as Interim DNC Chair since 6:30.
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LOL David, The thing is that their version of "reality" is so vastly different from what my version of reality is. To them, all of Hillary's scandals are just figments of the imagination of the right. The DNC email scandals are not anything at all, that is just how you get things done. So what if Bill has an appreciation for women (or underage girls), he is just so charming. It doesn't matter how inept Hillary has been, look at all of her experience. I could go on for a long time here, but I'm driving up my blood pressure.
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